A Little Jollification
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11 minutes ago | J | 274,415 notes
I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.
- (via punkrockgay)
50 minutes ago | J | 119,675 notes

laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

image

2 hours ago | J | 174,908 notes

tinalikesbutts:

same

2 hours ago | J | 90,896 notes
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morphometry:

taint3ed:

jam-bird:

i’m a little obsessed with florals at the mo ❀

Omg wow

How how wow how

morphometry:

taint3ed:

jam-bird:

i’m a little obsessed with florals at the mo ❀

Omg wow

How how wow how

4 hours ago | J | 1,076 notes
basedgosh:

a national hero

basedgosh:

a national hero

4 hours ago | J | 82,346 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

5 hours ago | J | 185,128 notes

thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

6 hours ago | J | 17,788 notes

monochromaticlight:

math class is the class where your inner artist comes out more than in your actual art class

6 hours ago | J | 43,788 notes

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
7 hours ago | J | 104,707 notes

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

8 hours ago | J | 178,434 notes

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

8 hours ago | J | 146,941 notes

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
9 hours ago | J | 343,024 notes
hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

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