A Little Jollification
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PROMOTION: cat face dress #2 for $14.99 this week only!
PROMOTION: cat face dress #2 for $14.99 this week only!
20 minutes ago | J | 115 notes

this is how I see their entire relationship

1 hour ago | J | 54,628 notes

I need his prosthetic leg.

2 hours ago | J | 44,797 notes

So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
Me: Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
2 hours ago | J | 11,540 notes
endiot:

Haha yes we can

endiot:

Haha yes we can

3 hours ago | J | 259,238 notes

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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3 hours ago | J | 181,860 notes

foxnewsofficial:

blvck-sun-whiite-sky:

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

have fun buying food with them indie points though

i only hunt and gather

4 hours ago | J | 23,751 notes

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

5 hours ago | J | 211,131 notes

ninas-peroxide:

scottish, fluffy haired musical creature
5 hours ago | J | 117 notes

hannahberrie:

New Once Upon a Time Frozen stills (x)

6 hours ago | J | 1,131 notes

agists:

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

 

7 hours ago | J | 303,817 notes

cosbyykidd:

innovative

7 hours ago | J | 91,801 notes

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

8 hours ago | J | 98,286 notes
9 hours ago | J | 7,375 notes
bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

9 hours ago | J | 52,419 notes